If you arrive very early for a flight,
it inevitably will be delayed.
No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
The best-looking woman on your flight is
never seated next to you.
The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
Flights never leave from Gate 1 at any
terminal in the world.
If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as
you touch pen to paper.
Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
The less carry-on luggage space available
on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
